Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The Beard

Everyone seems to like my beard. So all the haters back in the US of A can just chew on that. You know who you are.

Larry, the shyest kid at school, won't say a word to me, but he did join the other kids yesterday when they gathered around and felt my beard.

I went to a sushi bar across the street from my apartment last night. I was shocked that the cheapest item on the menu was 19,000 won (or ~$16 US) - a very pricey place in Korea! So far it seems that you can get really good restaurant food for about 25-50% of what you can in the States. Jason told me he once fed a party of 8 adults for under $150, including booze.

I soon realized why it was so pricey. It was a meal for two, at least. I left a lot of raw tuna behind, sadly.

The sushi chef spoke broken English, but enough for us to joke around. He asked how old I was, and I told him. He gave a surprised look and said "My head is going ping ping ping!" He asked how old I thought he was, and I said 27. He laughed and said 41. He pointed to my face and said "Handsome." When he didn't take his hand back, I realized that he was gesturing to my beard. He wanted to feel it, so I obliged him by leaning forward. Then the sushi chef rubbed his fingers on my beard. For some reason, this wasn't weird.

I promised him I'd be back next week with a friend so that we could finish one of the portions. Now all I need to do is find a friend.

That sounded really sad, but it's not.

3 comments:

  1. are you referring to your dear old mom??????? I think you look very handsome in a beard, I just think that you look even more handsome without one!!!
    I'm glad to hear that food is cheaper in Korea. I don't think that it's sad that now you need a friend because I know that in a matter of months there will be a group of you eating sushi.

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  2. Please continue with the blogging...I live for it!!

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  3. Tommy,

    Just keep letting strange sushi chefs rub your beard and you'll be the most popular guy around.

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