-Ran a half marathon near the border. They lost my application so I ran under some Korean guy's name - Lee Gwan something or other. Didn't win. On the way home, I peed in a water bottle.
-Coworkers and friends went back to whatever place they came from, replaced by a new crop of bright-eyed, bushy eyebrowed people.
-Got drunk on the rooftop of my apartment building with some Mongolians. They were drinking Genghis Khan vodka. Is that irony or the exact opposite of irony?
-To commemorate my friend leaving, we dropped a bouncy ball from the twelfth floor into an alleyway. Amazingly, it did not kill anyone.
-A new bar opened up called "Liquor Burger." It's owned by a guy named Aaron and his Korean wife whose name I can't remember. They serve mini burgers. They have a foosball table. It's across the street from my apartment.
-Went to Korean Disneyland. It's called Everland. It has a bunch of Disney-like characters that just aren't quite right. It has a really awesome wooden roller coaster. Also, they sell beer and you can drink it anywhere.
-Went to a waterpark named Caribbean Bay. They also sell beer there.
-Ate some pig intestines. When they went on the grill, they squirmed and puffed up and something dripped out from inside them. Probably poop. They didn't taste great. Very chewy.
-My school is teetering on the brink of bankruptcy and has been for some time now. I will get into this in greater detail when I am more removed from the situation. It's probably not all my fault.
-Saw a live Starcraft tournament. It's a computer game from the 90s that Koreans play extremely well. Korean teenagers dream of becoming pro players. Some of them make it and play in front of hundreds of cheering fans. It was one of the more bizarre and awesome things I've seen here.
